People use the Google in some funny ways. Or maybe Google just messes with people. What follows are actual search terms people used which led them to this blog. I leave it to you to figure out whether these queries and the subsequent results are Google messing with the searchers or messing with me.
(All typos, misspellings, and other errors are reflective of the exact searches.)
1) white people dont like their culture
My wife accuses me of this all the time. It must come through in my writing. But to be honest, who could love a culture that has produced Creed, Nickelback, Florida Georgia Line, Thomas Kinkade, Joel Osteen, and Cream of Wheat?
2) images of toting thoughts
I tend to tote my thoughts in what is commonly known as a “brain” and I would suggest the same for others.
3) is sarcasm a love language gary chapman
I’m sorry, but Gary Chapman can’t answer this, so you’ve come to the right place. YES IT IS!
4) how do you know if people don’t want to talk to you
You poor soul, if you’re asking google then it’s a good sign you’re way past the point of people not wanting to talk to you. You can usually tell by, well, people not talking to you.
5) how to not hate people when in ministry
Find another job. For everyone’s sake. Then learn how not to hate people there.
6) driscoll mark piper
I’m including this one just to get the feminist progressives all in a lather. All it takes to get them riled is to say one of these two names, so combining them should really ruffle some feathers!
7) young chubby girl
I have a feeling my 6th grade football coach put this one in since it’s what he used to call me.
8) talent delusion
Ouch. Just ouch. Maybe I should just retire.
9) portillos michigan
Oh, this made me so happy! Portillo’s is one of the greatest places on earth. But sadly for the searcher, it is not one of the greatest places in Michigan.
10 ) why do people shout and cheer at a football game but not at church?
“I don’t understand the question,” says the pentecostal.
11) barnabas piper wikipedia
That page does not exist, but there’s still time!