Some questions are of grave importance, like “which teams have the best uniforms in sports?” This is the topic of discussion in the latest happy rant. The basic points are these:
– Purple is a terrible uniform color.
– So is teal.
– Classic is better than newfangled.
– Sleeved NBA jerseys are vomitous.
– But not as vomitous as what the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Oregon Ducks have done to their unis.