Do you want to make money from expertise you don’t have? Do you want to create a product with little value and sell it for a lot? Do you want easy money? Well, the interwebs provides just such an opportunity. Simply follow these easy steps to riches and ease and and an utterly seemed conscience.
- Decide you are a success despite a lack of any real success
- Declare yourself a success publicly.
- Use hashtags liberally.
- Quote people who are actually successful.
- “Borrow” some of their quotes and reword them as your own.
- Post carefully edited (or stock) images of your work environment featuring coffee, moleskins, and good lighting.
- Hashtag more.
- Offer to help aspiring successes with their wild dreams and big visions.
- Create instructions tell others how they too can be a success.
- Simply tweak the same instructions given by numerous hucksters who preceded you.
- Declare an exorbitant dollar value for your instructions.
- Sell them for an amount less than half of the declared value.
- Make money off suckers.
- When sales slow do not be discouraged.
- Declare yourself a success again.
- Remember that the internet provides an endless supply of suckers.
- Change format of instructions (print to pdf to video to live video and so forth) and sell them again.
- Remember the internet has a six second memory and no accountability.
- Repeat ad nauseum.
- Boom. Success.
